Contains 89 pics this time!
Last time: Tiberius went a little crazy and started going around town pretending to be a super hero. Janissary was born, and Jeffrey Castor became Tiberius's nemesis.
Still at the park, Tiberius finds Jeffrey arguing with Data's wife.
Tiberius: Look here, I was pretty clear about what I would do if you and your ridiculous hair didn't shape up! I declare a fight!
And so they did.
But, uh, couch potato Tiberius got her ass whooped by a geriatric jerk.
And immediately vowed to win the next time they crossed paths.
At the gym, her certainty briefly wavered.
Tiberius: But no matter how hard this is, I must win!
It's not a birthday unless Nerys is in her undies, is it?
Nerys: I wish for a normal family.
Her wish was not granted.
And so grown up Nerys (final stats Good, Hates the Outdoors, Lucky, Artistic, and a Natural Cook) set out to become a Home Design Hotshot.
In the morning, it's time for Janissary's birthday.
This charming face is a reaction to the ridiculous number of crashes that ate her cute makeover.
Her room, however, required renovation. And I even took a picture.
After raising so many of her own, you have to wonder if Demo even realizes Janissary isn't hers.
Tiberius: Can you say "Older men are heartbreakers"?
Jan: Haha, don't worry mom, I'LL be breaking the hearts. And the arms.
Tiberius: I bet that bastard is in there, listening to MUSIC the fiend.
After a good round of villian-stalking, Tiberius notices that her sister lives right down the street.
Tiberius: I wonder if she realizes what a poor location this house is...
Here is Hasan. Janeway married a chubster.
And Sophia. Hm, unfortunate.
That's better. Janissary gets a little makeover and loses her grandfather's grey streak.
And we try to start with option #2 for heir, because time is tick-tick-ticking away.
This isn't a resulting bump picture and I was so baffled that I took it that I decided to share. P.S. Tibs got a haircut.
And in the back, introducing Roll. Because I missed Starla basically taking care of the house for me.
She is also a good parental substitute.
Tiberius hadn't heard from Terry in some time, until he sent his car to her as a gift. So of course she hurried over. His hovel causes her much distress.
Tiberius: What's taking so long?
Back at the Bat Cave:
Janissary sure is looking smug.
Janissary: Grandma loves me better than Uncle Riker.
Once again, rather than deal with her feelings for Terry, she throws herself at Teddy, who doesn't appear to mind.
But later that night:
Tiberius: Look, you're a freaky science genius, can't you bring him back? I never got to say goodbye.
Tiberius: I promise, I'll even stop hanging out outside your house.
Jeffrey: Well aren't you just full of shit.
And so she got kicked off the property.
Tiberius: Daaadddy, my ex-almost boyfriend diiiiied!
Lenny: There there, pumpkin.
Even striken with grief, she has time to wonder what kind of person Riker is, who has so expertly matched his shirt to his food.
Here is Terry's car. Since it was his parting gift, she kept it, despite the mucho dinero she could make selling it off.
Demo: You know, I don't think we're married any more, since you're dead.
Lenny: What? Sorry, just enjoying this cake.
I can have toddler toybox spam too!
No, no, she's not pregnant again. Tiberius decided that she wanted to stop painting as a career and become a doctor. Who knows.
With Nerys gone, the table is open for Demo a lot more often, and she's getting pretty good.
Just your average day...
Tell me somebody spilled glitter on Demo.
Aww, poop. But Lenny came by (because he refuses to return to his grave) to escort his wife into the afterlife.
Everyone is more upset by the shrill decibel of Janissary's screams, mind you.
It's only after she's buried that Tiberius bothers to mourn her mother's death.
Whatever you're pondering, old man, stop it.
Riker (and everyone else) has taken up a burning hatred of this filthy counter.
Which lasts a little longer than this series of pictures implies. Like, days.
After much training, Tiberius seeks out her sworn enemy.
Tiberius: Listen here! You have no right to be in this junkyard. You're EVIL! Evil, I say!
Jeffrey: Seriously, aren't you like 45? Maybe the knee high boots are not the best fashion choice.
Tiberius: I'll wear what I want!
Fight was had.
And had again.
Finally, Tiberius manages to beat up a 95 year old man in cargo shorts and loafers.
Tiberius: Yeah, I'm good.
!! Um, this picture is mostly because I made a little mod to make the inventing table autonomous and Teddy is using it.
Riker: I see you, fire alarm. Where were you when my father died, huh? Now his stupid ghost won't leave our house! He keeps using the shower when I'm late for school.
Teddy: I... am I supposed to respond to this? I'll just start hitting this really hard with the hammer, maybe he'll go away.
A funeral party was had, and Jean-Luc's bitchy wife shows up in GASP! the same thing as Janeway. That's right, feel the shame.
Data: And Mom died, and I wasn't even here to catalog the reaction, and you're wearing leopard print leggings--
Nerys: Wow, you've gotten very good at expressing human-like emotions.
Tiberius: Oh, and Data, I'm so sorry your ancient wife kicked the bucket, too.
Nerys gave Pansy the stink eye while Richie (who crashed the part) and Riker decided to debate the town trash pickup policy (and how it doesn't exist).
Incidentally, I didn't realize at the time, but Janeway is rocking a bit of baby bump here, isn't she?
And everyone has the gall to say this FUNERAL sucked. Way to go, family.
Just hanging out, admiring the back yard?
Oh, I guess she had unfinished business.
Speaking of~! Tiberius, grief for her losses afresh, continues work on "The Propane that Killed Dad".
Then a lot of nothing happened for awhile. This family doesn't have enough drama!
Still an obsessive stalker, Tiberius seeks out her old enemy. But what's this!
Tiberius is intrigued by this new stranger... and yet hesitant to say hello, lest he also just kick the bucket.
(I rolled 'The Stalker' as the new mini challenge)
Home again, it seems SOMEONE is going to have a late in life baby, not unlike her own mother.
Best get this one up to speed then, hm?
What follows is an excellent summary of Tiberius's relationship with Riker.
He cleans the toliet.
She busts the sink.
He fixes it.
Across town, Karen Smith just kind of moves in with Janeway. Her own mother is apparently like a day from death, so pawned her off on the neighbors. How depressing.
And Tiberius begins her unhealthy obsession with this fellow she saw Jeffrey accosting.
Maybe it's the pregnancy hormones.
Later, after her head clears somewhat, it's time to visit Janeway again, this time bringing along her daughter.
Here is Yvonne.
And Jan is left outside. But hey, kid's got a horse, it's cool.
I guess she is training to be a babysitter?
Rather than saying hello to her Aunt, dear little Sophia gets straight to homework.
A task she is clearly overjoyed to be interupted at.
Sophia: Who are you again? My Aunt? And you're in PJs becaaaause...?
Riker is making friends across town. I think.
After they get home, Teddy plays "Neighbor WIlson" with Jan.
They're not so bad parents, these two.
Not so bad at all.
Spare update recap: Nerys took a job at the Science Lab and started dating Shayne Frazier AND Pavel Hunter. Ismael and Sophia had birthdays, Alyson (Data's wife) died, Janeway had Yvonne, and Karen Smith moved in with Janeway and Hasan.
Next time: Who knows, as I haven't played past this.
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